First Place Wisdom

As we enter this year it's become more and more evident to me that the league is conspiring and colluding against me. This has made this offseason more meaningful than any other year I've had in this league. I know all your targets are on my back, and the pressure to win a championship is at an all time high. So to prepare you all for the upcoming season I've decided to give you all some advice to even the playing field and bump you up to championship calibre fantasy.

John: Make more emotional decisions on players you think are sexy picks.

Aaron: Spend less time on fantasy.

Steve: Draft more players that have been investigated for domestic violence.

Brett: Continue to trade only with Steve, it opens up your available player pool.

Dawson: Don't trade with anybody but me.

Shayne: The trades you make are too generous, make sure you ask for more in return with your offers.

Travis: Draft Giovanni Bernard.

Stan: Don't be afraid of players with high injury risk, you can take risks because your keepers are dependable.

Andrew: Make the entirety of your draft Seahawks and LSU alum.

Mike: The less running backs you draft the better.

Keith: Draft the only rookie RB that flops.