Week 10 Rankings and Open Letters
I'm going to be using a computer algorithm for the rankings from now on because it's more accurate than I can ever pretend to be.
1. Dawson
2. Keith
3. Clarke
4. John
5. Aaron
6. Shayne
7. Stan
8. Andrew
9. Travis
10. Mike
11. Curtis
12. Steve
I like this calculation because it ranks us based solely on playoff probably.
To Keith and Shayne. Congratulations on having your preferred candidate winning the American presidency. Although I am disturbed by his behaviour and lack of qualifications, I now understand just how hated that Hillary Clinton is. I will remain optimistic as always and hope he can make the world a better place.
To John. As your only liberal ally I understand the level of fear and despair you feel towards the thought of a Donald Trump presidency. I will admit it seems surreal at this point, but fear not. First of all, he will be surrounded by competent people. Secondly, he probably will hate the massive amount of difficult decisions there are to make on a daily basis. I can't think of any better person to be miserable doing a job than him. I'm not entirely sure he really wanted to do in the first place. Lastly, even in the worst of the Bush years, things were still pretty good here in Canada. I will remain optimistic for the both of us.
To Mike, Andrew and Travis. The setup of this league has left you three in a dogfight for the last playoff position and it isn't getting nearly enough attention. I would even dare to say it is currently the most interesting storyline of the league currently, but people seem more interested in the top teams.
To Dawson. Let's make a trade.
1. Dawson
2. Keith
3. Clarke
4. John
5. Aaron
6. Shayne
7. Stan
8. Andrew
9. Travis
10. Mike
11. Curtis
12. Steve
I like this calculation because it ranks us based solely on playoff probably.
To Keith and Shayne. Congratulations on having your preferred candidate winning the American presidency. Although I am disturbed by his behaviour and lack of qualifications, I now understand just how hated that Hillary Clinton is. I will remain optimistic as always and hope he can make the world a better place.
To John. As your only liberal ally I understand the level of fear and despair you feel towards the thought of a Donald Trump presidency. I will admit it seems surreal at this point, but fear not. First of all, he will be surrounded by competent people. Secondly, he probably will hate the massive amount of difficult decisions there are to make on a daily basis. I can't think of any better person to be miserable doing a job than him. I'm not entirely sure he really wanted to do in the first place. Lastly, even in the worst of the Bush years, things were still pretty good here in Canada. I will remain optimistic for the both of us.
To Mike, Andrew and Travis. The setup of this league has left you three in a dogfight for the last playoff position and it isn't getting nearly enough attention. I would even dare to say it is currently the most interesting storyline of the league currently, but people seem more interested in the top teams.
To Dawson. Let's make a trade.
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