Power Powell Rankings: Week 3 - Return of The Mack!

It's no secret that Chris Wessling and I share a lot of football sentiment. So it only makes sense to begin this weeks Power Powell Rankings with a jam we both highly regard.

That felt good. Now lets see this weeks risers and fallers!

1. The Fear Boners (Last Week 4): I flirted with doing the humble thing and putting Steve here, but who knows if I'll stay at the top of the rankings for long with my QB situation. My next three match-ups are Andrew, Boner Bowl and Keith. It could be a sharp fall from the top so I'm going to enjoy the next three days whilst they last!

2. Sideliners (Last Week 3): It's glorious to see the next branch of my fantasy manager tree directly following me as it was meant to be! Steve's team handed Keith his first defeat since Week 13 of last season. It was no easy task when you consider Jamaal Charles was injured early and his second RB was a child abuser's backup whose existence I was not aware of until Friday. Do me a favor fellas and click replay on that youtube link above!

3. NFL Owner (Last Week 8): Shayne has a fire in his gut this year and his team has reflected this by putting up the second highest point total in the first two weeks, thirty two points more then the next highest ranked team. Do yourself a favor and make sure you circle the week your playing Shayne and have all your big guns ready because...

4. The Keith-glorius Basterds (Last Week 1): Despite falling in the ranks this week, Keith doesn't have a lot to worry about in the talent department as his team is built well. Hell, if it wasn't for Adam Schefter's anonymous Bears source he'd still be in the number one spot of the poll.

5. Oh That's Nasty (Last Week 2): Dawson had the unfortunate task of dealing with perceivably my best season total for this season. With AJ Green going down early he had an uphill battle and when every skill player (minus Patterson) on my team scored at least one TD it was a perfect storm of bad luck. There is still a lot to look at positively as he is in playoff contention and putting up triple figures each week.

6. NINERS (Last Week 6): Stan got his first win this week and without Adrian Peterson. Alfred Morris is one of the most targeted players in the red zone, so his depth at RB was a valuable insurance policy. It's sounds like despite Radisson Hotel's best efforts the Vikings will be re-activating AD for the Saints game so expect Stan to be competitive again this week!

7. RW Throws A Sexy Deep Ball (Last Week 7): It's been a slow start for Andrew's roster, but it's still early and he pulled out a win this week despite Forte and Roethlisberger's struggles and Demarius Thomas' TD drought. I think this week could be ripe for an upset in the standings.

8. What Are the Chances (Last Week 9): Despite being winless Curt's team isn't a complete bottom dweller, but he's not doing so great either. You'd think having two TFLOEG insiders keeping him up to date with advice on how he should manage his team would have produced better results, but war is hell. Just ask Charlie Sheen in Platoon and his two surrogate fathers...

9. Aaron "Primetime" Clapperton (Last Week 5): 66 points in a week all I've got to say is C'mon Playa, whatssup whatssup with that?

10. BISP: I would have put him above Aaron this week if it there wasn't a head to head loss that occured last week. Mike's team could have beaten Aaron, Curt and Andrew's teams this week so not complete trash.

There you have it folks some up, some down and some Dafoe!

-The Commish