Two a Days: Why Curt Could Make The Worst Choice Of His Life And Sexy Studs

Fellas,

In this episode of two a days I will give you two of the best picks Curtis could make and one of the worst:




Houston Texans

Quarterback-

Matt Schaub (U of Virginia) - He's a sneaky bye week replacement that is past his prime, but has a few new weapons to dish out the pain with.

Running Backs-

Arian Foster (U of Tennessee)- This guy's been arguably the best RB1 for the past three years. Mr. Consistent, even when he missed the first couple of weeks two years ago he made up for it for the remainder of the season. It's well known that this off season he has had leg and back injuries. These have been keeping him out of practice, will it keep him off your line-up readers?

Backup- Ben Tate

Wide Receivers-

Andre Johnson (U of Go-caines)- Will this guy just roll over already? He's a stud, but so unpredictable! We put a fork in him last year and then he went HAM. With the recent pickup of DeAndre Hopkins in the draft will he see a Roddy White effect and have another solid season?

DeAndre Hopkins (U of Clemson)- When he's not shitting on the walls of his combine hotel room, this fella could be drawing coverage from Johnson. He's had a decent preseason, but got a concussion this week. Coach says he's good to go in the late rounds of your fantasy draft.

Tight Ends-

Owen Daniels (U of Wisconsin)- If you get this tight end in the draft, you might as well just fold. He's good for six TDs, 700 yards and weeks of it wasn't bad, but it wasn't good comments from week to week.



Indianapolis Colts

Quarterback-

Andrew Luck (U of Stanford)- Had a decent rookie outing filled with enough picks that Drew Brees would notice. Now he's reunited with his old OC from college and everything should be hunky-dory. Or will it? 

Running Backs-

Ahmad Bradshaw ( U of Marshall)- This guy trotted into training camp in a walking boot, so same old same old. He seems to be a nice mid/late season bye week replacement.

Vick Ballard (U of Mississippi St)- Look I won't lie to you, out of nowhere "Yes" by LMFAO came on randomly just as I started Ballard's write-up. He's mostly healthy and has an OC that likes run friendly offense. While Bradshaw is pumping glue out his foot, Ballard should shine. Every day I see my dream and it's snatching up Ballard in the seventh.

Wide Receivers-

Reggie Wayne (U of go-caines)- Reginald had a real great season last year, he probably won't put up the same high numbers. He's still the linchpin in the throwing game so he'll be solid.

T.Y. Hilton (U of Florida International)- Breakout player last year, he gets those sexy big yard plays.

Tight Ends-

Dwayne Allen (U of Clemson)- Luck's favorite TE last year, he's been suffering from injuries in camp but should be ready for the season.

Coby Fleener (U of Stanford)-

Now that you all have as huge of a boner as me, paws off. I won't add analysis because I'll reach for him in the draft to get him before you losers.

-The Commish

Comments

  1. Maybe Im just not as smart as I think, but Im not sure I can figure out what would be the worst pick of Curt's life from this list.

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  2. I think it would be Schaub as a starting QB.

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  3. Maybe he's talking about taking Foster at #2, considering his injury concerns.

    Reaching for Fleener in the draft? Despite his sexy mustache, I'll believe it when I see it. Him and Daniels are in the same boat of "well, this guy might not suck"

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