Two A days: A Giant Load of Cowboy Shaz

Glad to see that Keith is getting confused already, two weeks before the draft and his team's stock is already falling to Seventh in the league. Check out this nonsense:

New York Giants

Quarterback-

Eli Manning (U of Mississippi)- This fella is a steal this year, due to a combination of the facts that:
1. He had a down year last season and 2. He had a down year last season because he was on Andrew's team. Let's take a look at other players that left Andrew's team to have an awesome season the next year:
2010 MJD- Takes a dump each week with Andrew. 2011 MJD- Leads the league in rushing for Mike.
2011 Cedric Benson- I can only assume he was arrested due to the lack of points for Andrew. 2012 Cedric Benson- A solid RB2 or Flex option for the waiver wire, so Andrew trades me AP (who went HAM that week). Maybe this theory only relates to his unwanted RBs, so I guess either the Lawfirm or Reggie will be a hot ticket item. Eli will go late or not at all.

Running Backs-

David Wilson (U of Virginia Tech)- Big play potential, can't run block and Coughlin hates that. Keith can have him.

Andre Brown (U of NC St.)- Can run block, fumbles and Coughlin hates that. Keith can have him.

Wide Receivers-

Victor Cruz (U of Massachusetts)- He came out of nowhere two years ago and I rode him to the semis off the waiver wire. Then I lost by a yard to Shane, who couldn't even be bothered to put in a proper QB in the finals... SMH. I like his consistency and high upside, he should go in the top ten WRs.

Hakeem Nicks (U of NC)- Has really practiced yet, but it's a contract...SPLOOSH "Keith come on!" He hasn't got paid like Cruz so if he stays healthy he could be quite lucrative.

wink wink

Tight End:

Brandon Myers (U of Iowa)- He was a solid contributor for Palmer last year in Oakland. He'll be available when you want him in the draft. Not a bad option.

Dallas Cowboys

Quarterback-

Tony Romo (U of Eastern Illinois)- He is the second best QB to come out of that University, the first being Saint's HC Sean Payton (don't believe me? check out this, http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/23152177/sean-payton-says-he-was-a-better-college-qb-than-tony-romo). I have a feeling Dawson will stockpile two good RBs, two good WRs and take him in the fifth. And that's a good pick.

Running Backs-

DeMarco Murray (U of Oklahoma)- Always hurt, supposedly good and Keith/Shane can have him in the forth at a bargain.

Wide Receivers-

Dez Bryant (U of Oklahoma St.)- I had him on my team his rookie season, nothing. I had him on my team his sophomore season, he was inconsistent. Dawson had him last year, he started slow and then became a barn burner. He'll go in the first four rounds of the draft.

Miles Austin (U of Monmouth)- He's in the twilight of his career, but he's a sneaky pickup in the late rounds when Keith is picking up Isaiah Pead or any Rams' RB.

Tight End-

Jason Witten (U of Tennessee)- He's a stable TE that is always on the field. Tony Romo looks for him early and often. He should go in the first five TEs, depending on how long the two San Fran dorks can hold off taking Davis.

-The Commish